Welcome to the Raymond Orta Merchandise Store.  Please expect a 2 week delay in shipping.  Please choose which ever item you would like to attain by clicking on “Add to Cart”, then proceed to the check out page to finalize your purchase.  If you would like to buy my CD, scroll down to the bottom of the page to purchase directly from me.

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COWBOYS HATERS MLP BLUE T-SHIRT!

$30.00 w/ FREE SHIPPING!

Get your very Cowboys Haters MLP BlueT-Shirt!

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COWBOYS HATERS MLP GRAY T-SHIRT!

$30.00 w/ FREE SHIPPING!

Get your very Cowboys Haters MLP Gray T-Shirt!

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PRENDE LA VELA FLAG 2X3FT. w/ Raymond Orta Autograph!

$40.00 w/ Free Shipping!

Get your very own Prende La Vela Flag 2x3ft. signed by Raymond himself!

PURO PINCHE COWBOYS 2x3FT FLAG w/ Raymond Orta Autograph!

$40.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

Get your very own Puro Pinche Cowboys Flag 2x3ft. signed by Raymond himself!

Prende La Vela Candle w/ Raymond Orta Autograph!

$20.00 + Shipping!

Get your very own Prende La Vela Candle signed by Raymond himself!

PRENDE LA VELA T-Shirt

$30.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

PRENDE LA VELA T-Shirt by Raymond Orta.

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Prende La Vela Trucker Cap

$25.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

Get your very own Prende La Vela Trucker Cap!  One size fits all.

El Que Se Awita Se Encuera Trucker Cap

$25.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

Get your very own El Que Se Awita Se Encuera Trucker Cap!  One size fits all.

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El Comedian Polyester Sports T-Shirt

$40.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

Raymond Orta El Comedian T-Shirt.  100% polyester sports material sublimation.

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ZIJA Supermix and Premium Detox Tea 3 Day Sample Pack

$25.00 w/FREE Shipping!

Lose up to 10 pounds in three days, decrease inflammation and pain with all organic, non GMO Moringa

Puro Pinche Cowboys Puff Ball Beanie

$40 w/ FREE EXPEDITED SHIPPING!

Get your very own Super Plush Puro Pinche Cowboys Puff Ball Beanie!

RAYMOND ORTA LAUGH LOUD LIVE LONG BOOK

$20.00 Autographed w/ FREE PRIORITY MAIL!

Raymond Orta Laugh Loud Live Long Autographed Book

El Comedian CD w/ Autograph.

$15.00 w/ Free Expedited Shipping!

Raymond Orta El Comedian CD w/ Autograph

New Beans and Rice Shirt

$30.00 w/ FREE Shipping!

Get the New Raymond Orta Sublimation Beans and Rice Shirt.

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2 Minute Miracle Gel!

$45.00 W/FREE EXPEDITED SHIPPING!

Get your very own 2 Minute Miracle Gel!